She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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