I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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