His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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