Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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