giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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