I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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