Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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