Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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