doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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