Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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