My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
No stitches, just platelets and will power
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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