The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize