is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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