omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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