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(510): View more from California

I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy

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(614): View more from Ohio

story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...

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(619): View more from California

Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point

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(757): View more from Virginia

Did I run away from you last night?

(240): View more from Maryland

Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Uh I can actually explain that one..

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(870): View more from Arkansas

For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do

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