No stitches, just platelets and will power
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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