I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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