Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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