I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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