Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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