her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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