So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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