My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
if only i could text you this smell
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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