No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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