why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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