Are we in a gay sports bar?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
