I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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