I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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