Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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