So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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