she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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