it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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