If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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