smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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