I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Randomize
