wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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