I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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