4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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