This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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