We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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