Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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