five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
do nipples grow back?
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