you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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