By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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