I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
