your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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