youre lurking in front of me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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