And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
cat food counts as protein by the way
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
