I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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