you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
this is an emotional support booty call
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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