I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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