we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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