your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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