Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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