get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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